I can smell it.
I don’t know why.
No dirty comments.
Moving house is a hassle.
The best Twitter update of the hour:
“I seem to remember France winning the 1998 World Cup by boring everyone to death.”
Looks like we’re on for a repeat performance.
horseface3000 asked: Be the godmother to horse3000 please.
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Does tumblr support CSS or HTML?
I retract my previous statement, blogs and social networking sites are not just for ranting. They are also decent for having a good passive aggressive argument.
I knew there was a reason facebook was mentioned so much on Jeremy Kyle.
(via hangthecyst)
Truth is I feel somewhat guilty for waking up the other half at 6am, just so I had time to get a brew and a shower in; especially since he works nights.
Generally though, morning exams are so much better than afternoon ones, more specifically; better than the two hour ones that begin at half past four in the afternoon, when you’re meant to be on a night out in your home town.
Less than one month to go ‘til I move into the house of fun. This summer will be mental.
Feels like something I should share with the world. Don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it.
Will be the end of me. I’d like to say it’s been fun, but the last few months of developmental biology have really jaded me.
Roll on July.
Play ‘I have never’
Too many drinks makes Emma a very very drunk girl.
Got sent home from Corp at a pathetic early time.
Now I am...
someone please make sure she’s breathing
The Postal Service - Nothing Better
a proper sunday song.
Of girls with big tits slagging off girls with smaller boobies.
FUCK YOU.
Like some of the comments these big titted freaks...